152 notes Domingo: You guys even real cops? You look like... the kids in Halloween.
Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: You want to beat my dick off?
Jenko: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, what's up? Let's go.
Domingo: What the fuck?
Schmidt: I think what he was trying to say was, he's gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that your dick's just gonna fall off.